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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
9:51 am - holy moly!

forkshy

wow!

http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=719

'This "tongue-eating louse" is actually a type of isopod and Brock says it's believed to be the only creature known to eat and replace the organ of its host'

awesome!


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Thursday, July 27th, 2006
1:19 am - This is so gross
sarahstardust I am so sick of mainstream culture co-opting my scene.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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Tuesday, July 12th, 2005
6:29 pm

afyn47q
In response to the last two posts in LICEjournal having nothing to do with lice:


LICE BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHERCollapse )

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11:33 am

opheliaspirit
To all my dear Lice friends I just thought I would share this web site with you.

www.nan-art.com

Thank you for your time.

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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
1:59 am

__disconnection
to FUCKING die for.
serial_sluts

motherfaggots. check this shit out.
i'm awecunt. and you can be, too.
if you fuck the mods, i guess.

(6 scratches | itchy?)

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
11:47 pm
sarahstardust worstgeishaever: I just make out with people for the lice

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Sunday, February 20th, 2005
10:00 am - Lice is the new dandruff?

nicholasian
http://www.tlchicken.com/view_story.php?ARTid=2581

The author of this article is sadly mistaken; dandruff has *never* been as cool as lice and lice is not a "fad."

Still though, props to my chiggas for getting press time. Stay up little homies!!

(itchy?)

Saturday, January 1st, 2005
12:14 am

opheliaspirit
HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR!

current mood: ecstatic

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Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
8:57 am - i wrote a poem about lice.

forkshy
i think lice are nice.

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Saturday, June 19th, 2004
11:45 am

afyn47q

The other night, I went to my first ever Japanese habachi style restaraunt, completely ready to give in to culture and let my taste buds go wild.  Our chef (a native of Japan!!) came and started preparing our meal right in front of us -- it was so exciting, but I was appalled to learn that we'd be eating fried LICE!!  I could not believe my ears, but knew he was not shitting me when he brought out a bag of live lice and threw them onto the fire!!  The screams were deafening and I could hardly compose myself.  Just so you know I'm not kidding about this terrible genocide, I took a picture of what the chef-turned-murderer put in front of me.

sad faceCollapse )

current mood: disgusted

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Thursday, March 4th, 2004
11:34 pm
sarahstardust step 1: open your MP3 player.
step 2: put all of your music on random.
step 3: write down the first ten songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing

Do You Realice? - The Flaming Lice
I Believe in a Thing Called Lice - The Darkness
No, Not Lice - Hot Hot Lice
First Day of My Lice - Bright Lice
I Lice the Way You Move - Outkast
Where is My Lice? - The Licies
Turn Around (Lice Eyes) - Bonnie Lice
Pale Blue Lice - The Velvet Underlice
Seven Lice Army - The Lice Stripes
Such Great Lice - The Lice Service

(3 scratches | itchy?)

Thursday, July 31st, 2003
2:35 pm - Fly Lice

minusbaby
  
Sheep Fly & Lice Control Selector

The Fly and Lice Selector Tool helps you select the most appropriate product to use for your Sheep fly and lice control program.

current mood: LICED OUT

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Thursday, April 10th, 2003
10:20 pm - Very important: Please read
sarahstardust I wanted to take a break from the usual light-hearted mood of this community to address a really important issue.
Bonsai lice.
Lice are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes.
They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the lice grow into the shape of the bottle. The animals will stay there as long as they live. They can't walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-lice are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.
We cannot continue to let this happen. I have started a petition to stop this horrible "fashion trend." Please sign your name as a comment on this journal entry.
If the description of the torture that these poor lice endure is not enough to make you want to sign...you should look at this.

Warning, Graphic ImageryCollapse )

I think that the right thing to do is pretty obvious.

(3 scratches | itchy?)

Tuesday, March 11th, 2003
9:05 pm

licemaster
HELLO LICECHILDREN!!!
You might have noticed that LICEMASTER has been ABSENT in your tiny, writhing lives for SOME TIME. WELL, LICMASTER has a GOOD REASON!!! LICEMASTER HAS FALLEN IN LOVE!!! You may be WONDERING how this happened!!!
WELL, you're in for a TREAT!!!

AS YOU KNOW, for MANY months LICEMASTER has been secretly CRUSHING on a certain JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS! But JTT had NO IDEA WHO LICEMASTER WAS.
UNREQUITED LOVE MAKES LICEMASTER WEEP!!!
SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE!!!
SO LICEMASTER DID WHAT ANY LOVE-SICK DEITY WOULD DO, LICEMASTER PRETENDED TO HAVE CANCER AND JOINED THE MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION!!!
LICEMASTER'S WISH was to MEET JTT AND SWIM IN THE OCEAN WITH HIM!!!



As you can SEE, WE had a BEAUTIFUL TIME!!!
JTT saw LICEMASTER as more than just a CANCER-RIDDEN MAKE A WISH KID,
HE SAW THAT LICEMASTER IS A BEAUTIFUL AND SPECIAL BEING!!!
At the end of our MAGICAL day under the sea, JTT whispered "I LOVE YOU, LICEMASTER, RUN AWAY WITH ME."
WHAT DO YOU THINK LICEMASTER SAID?

;)

JUST GUESS!
LICEMASTER NEVER KISSES AND TELLS!

current mood: coy

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8:49 pm - Famous Lice Lovers...
sarahstardust Elvis, thinking about lice

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Tuesday, February 18th, 2003
3:20 pm

bekahdola
there was a flea on the cat the other day.
it is far, far from what we would have wished for.

current mood: licey

(1 scratch | itchy?)

Sunday, February 2nd, 2003
7:05 am - Neon NITS

minusbaby
Lice are the monkey's NITS and BEES are a monkey's uncle.

current mood: >%'(_)

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Tuesday, December 24th, 2002
10:05 am

pimple
I've been waking up lately finding mysterious CROP CIRCLES burrowed into my SCALP. Do you all think that I, too, may have LICE?!!!

(1 scratch | itchy?)

Monday, November 25th, 2002
1:36 pm - Dear LiceMaster,

criquette
I think I have found someone else to like now! It is Ashley's brother Josh. He likes playing Sega and basketball. He wants to be a daredevil when he grows-up.

HE IS REALLY COOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

(itchy?)

1:30 pm - Dear LiceMaster,

criquette
Jeffrey Price did NOT come to the Valentine's party! It is raining and my heart is crying.

(itchy?)

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